I hope someone googles "sassy martian" and comes up with this blog. On stat counter, I can see what keywords were searched to land on this blog, and there have been some funny ones. Such as "My dog ate my flip flop and now she is throwing up"; or "Sky blue snowball flavoring"; or questions, like "Where the flip is the Bermuda triangle?" and "What does Dan want to do tonight?"
IF SOMEONE ASKS, THIS IS WHERE I'LL BE